Title: สมาคมก้มหน้า / Sommahkom Gomnah (Head Bent Over Social Media)
Artist: Aof Dokfah (R-Siam อ๊อฟ ดอกฟ้า อาร์ สยาม)
Album: [Single]
Year: 2015
(*) จับๆแต่โทรศัพท์ จับๆแต่โทรศัพท์
Jup jup dtae tohrasup jup jup dtae tohrasup
You only grab your phone, you only grab your phone
จับๆแต่โทรศัพท์ น้องรอจนหลับไม่จับน้องเลย
Jup jup dtae tohrasup naung ror jon lup mai jup naung loey
You only grab your phone, I’m waiting until I fall asleep, but you don’t grab me
ยังทำเฉย เป็นจ่าเฉย อ้ะโธ่เอ๋ย ไม่เคยจะจับ
Yung tum choey bpen jah choey a toh oey mai koey ja jup
You’re still standoffish and indifferent, ah, damn it, you never grab me!
คบกัน มาตั้งนมนาน การบ้งการบ้านไม่ค่อยขยับ
Kop gun mah dtung nom nahn gahn bong gahn bahng mai koy kayup
We’ve been dating for a long time, but you’re a worm, you don’t really move
อ้ะเป็นแฟนภาษาอะไรบอกเลยไม่ไหวจับแต่โทรศัพท์
Ah bpen faen pahsah arai bauk loey mai wai jup dtae tohrasup
Ah, in what language is this a lover? You can’t tell me, you’re just grabbing your phone
จิ้มจังล่ะจิ้มได้จิ้มดี ไม่จิ้มน้องสักกะที จิ้มแต่โทรศัพท์
Jim jung la jim dai jim dee mai jim naung suk ga tee jim dtae tohrasup
You really thrust in, you can really thrust in and do it well, but you don’t ever thrust in me, you only thrust into your phone
(*)
(**) เซ็งเซ็ง ไม่อยากจะเซด เล่นไลน์เล่นเฟสไม่ยอมจะหลับ
Seng seng mai yahk ja set len lain len face mai yaum ja lup
I’m sick of it, I don’t want to be last, you play Line and Facebook and refuse to sleep
อ้ะดึกดื่นส่งซิกให้เห็น อยากมีโมเม้นท์แบบว่ามุบมั้บ
A deuk deun song sic hai hen yahk mee moment baep wah moop mup
Ah, I send you stickers at night, I want to have an intimate moment
สักวันล่ะจะแอบหักซิม ไม่ต้องนั่งจิ้ม จิ้มแต่โทรศัพท์
Suk wun la ja aep huk sim mai dtaung nung jim jim dtae tohrasup
Some day I’ll secretly break your sim card, so you won’t have to sit there and peck away, peck away only at your phone
(*)
วันๆจิ้มแต่โทรศัพท์ จิ้มๆจับๆ อ่ะจิ้มได้จิ้มดี
Wun wun jim dtae tohrasum jim jim jup jum a jim dai jim dee
Every day, you’re only thrusting into your phone, pecking and touching it, ah, you can really thrust well
จิ้มๆน้องมั่งตะพี่ น้า จับๆน้องมั่งตะพี่ อ้าาาา
Jim jim naung mung dtae pee nah jup jup naung mung dtae pee ah
Maybe you could thrust into me, huh? Maybe you could grab me, ah?
จิ้มๆน้องมั่งตะพี่ อยากโดนจิ้มสักทีเหมือนพี่จิ้มโทรศัพท์
Jim jim naung mung dtae pee yahk dohn jim suk tee meuan pee jim tohrasup
Maybe you could thrust into me? I want to be thrusted into like you thrust at your phone
สมาคมก้มหน้า มันบ้าแต่จิ้มโทรศัพท์
Sommahkom gom nah mun bah dtae jim torhasup
But your head is bent over your social media, you’re only crazy over thrusting at your phone
(*, **,*,*,*)
คำร้อง/ทำนอง : ปรภวรรต คเชนทร
เรียบเรียง : สุรกิต กิติศักดิ์
A song for everyone who’s currently sexually frustrated because their lover spends too much time on their phone and not enough time in bed haha. I know they needed a storyline to fit in the sponsoring product placement, but really, if your lover would rather engage in Facebook than sexy time, it’s not time to give yourself a makeover and change yourself, it’s time to get a new lover
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I agree with everything you said. Don’t change yourself, dump the guy! This song, as far as the “moral” (ugh, can you even call something like this a moral?) goes, this is pretty much the same as “Stay Cool” by Kratae. If a guy does me wrong, I’mma get real hot (even though I already was) and make him see what a fool he is…since apparently, my value only lies in looks.
Seriouslyyyyy~ People keep telling me I take songs/videos too seriously to get mad at something like that, but really, what is it teaching?
Haha, this line is too real so many of us are glued to our phones these days! Breaking the SIM card might help, but only if the sim card registration is sorted first, or you’d just be creating more hassle. Love the humor though!
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“This song highlights how people sometimes get lost in their phones instead of enjoying real-life moments. In a way, it’s like going to Cookout—where the menu is full of burgers, shakes, and trays meant to be shared. Just like relationships, food is best when savored together, not with our heads buried in screens. The Cookout menu reminds us to be present, connect face-to-face, and enjoy the flavors (and people) right in front of us.”
very good