Title: ส่วนตัวมาก / Suan Dtua Mahk (Very Private)
Try asking me and see
You want to know which line to go to Siam?
To calculate the square root of 3×4-7.5?
Oh, that’s easy
C’mon, c’mon, try asking and see
Which song is at the top of the charts?
About football players? Baseball players? Golf players? Athletes?
No matter what team, I can answer every problem
(*) If there’s something you’re confused about or that you wonder about
Anyone who’s still guessing my heart can come and ask
There’s just one thing I’ll omit
Seriously, don’t ask me
If it’s about flirting or turn-ons, I can’t answer
(**) It’s very private, it’s very private, I can’t tell you, it’s very private
When it comes to casual relations, one must keep quiet
It’s very private, it’s very private, I don’t want to talk about it, don’t ask me
It’s a specifically private secret
You can come and ask me which roses don’t have thorns
You want to know which seas have sharks and which don’t? Ohh, I got that
C’mon, c’mon, try and ask me who invented the subway?
Or the radio? TV? Refrigerator? Video? No matter what it is
I can answer every trivia