Title: ส่วนตัวมาก / Suan Dtua Mahk (Very Private)
Artist: Bazoo
Album: ??
Year: ??
Try asking me and see
You want to know which line to go to Siam?
To calculate the square root of 3×4-7.5?
Oh, that’s easy
C’mon, c’mon, try asking and see
Which song is at the top of the charts?
About football players? Baseball players? Golf players? Athletes?
No matter what team, I can answer every problem
(*) If there’s something you’re confused about or that you wonder about
Anyone who’s still guessing my heart can come and ask
There’s just one thing I’ll omit
Seriously, don’t ask me
If it’s about flirting or turn-ons, I can’t answer
(**) It’s very private, it’s very private, I can’t tell you, it’s very private
When it comes to casual relations, one must keep quiet
It’s very private, it’s very private, I don’t want to talk about it, don’t ask me
It’s a specifically private secret
You can come and ask me which roses don’t have thorns
You want to know which seas have sharks and which don’t? Ohh, I got that
C’mon, c’mon, try and ask me who invented the subway?
Or the radio? TV? Refrigerator? Video? No matter what it is
I can answer every trivia
(*,**,*,**,**)
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Fun throwback!
I love how playful and cheeky these lyrics are. The whole “ask me anything” confidence in the verses—about math, sports, inventions, random trivia—makes it sound like the singer knows everything… and then the punchline hits in the chorus: except when it comes to love and flirting. That’s “very private.”
It’s catchy, light, and very ‘90s pop in attitude—confident, teasing, and a little mischievous. The repetition of “It’s very private” really drives home the humor, almost like a wink to the listener. Classic fun pop energy!
This is such a great throwback! I love how the verses throw out all those incredibly specific trivia questions just to build up to the funny punchline in the chorus. The line about asking who invented the subway always cracks me up. While Thomas Beach technically built the first pneumatic transit pipe, if you ask me who perfected the modern, everyday sandwich, I’m checking a Subway menu guide before looking at history books! It’s amazing how these late ’90s/early 2000s Thai pop songs managed to blend so many fun, random cultural references into a catchy track. Thanks for translating this one!